sexta-feira, 27 de fevereiro de 2015

The Mating Call

The Mating Call

 Two Indians and an  Irishman were walking through the  woods.
All  of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth  of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he  called into the cave and listened closely until he  heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo!  Woooooo!
He  then tore off his clothes and ran into the  cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the  remaining Indian what it was all about.
'Was the  other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied  'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian  men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'  into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it  means there's a beautiful  squaw in there waiting for  us.
Just then they came upon another  cave.
The  second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and  hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'  
Immediately,  there was the answer.
'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off  his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman  wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and  then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in  amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was  thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size  of this cave! It  is bigger than those the Indians found.  There must be  some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood  in front of the opening and hollered with all his  might
'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an  answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO  WOOOOOOOOO!'
With  a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced  into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he  ran.
The  following day, the headline of the local newspaper  read................
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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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