The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
and went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
and dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
and drank milk right from the container; and he never
again asked for directions when traveling;
and had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)
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