'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab
and we've missed the last bus home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus
while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts,
'What are you doing? Have ye not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14
and we'll walk from the roundabout.
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