Irish Bus Thieves

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other,
  'I can't be bothered to  walk all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab
  and we've missed the last bus  home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus 
  while the other  keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts,
  'What are you doing?  Have ye not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14
  and we'll walk from the  roundabout.

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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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