Shingles

yup - they just get worse.......

 

Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices

like an assembly line?  Here's what happened to Bubba:

He walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. 

Bubba said, "Shingles."

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. 

He said,"Shingles".

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. 

He said, "Shingles".

So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, took his blood pressure, an electrocardiogram,

and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. 

He said, "Shingles." 

The doctor asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck.  Where do you want them?"

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