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<span style="font-family: "arial";"><strong>After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial";"><strong>He finally started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial";"><strong>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!<br /><br />Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken."</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial";"><strong>"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".</strong></span></div>
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<b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.</b><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> </b><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><br /><br />'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.</b><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> </b><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><br /><br />'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....</b><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> </b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><br /><br />'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F****NG PORRIDGE YET'</b><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">BARD - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">JAWJUH - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">MUNTS - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A calendar division.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">RANCH - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A tool.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">ALL - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">FAR - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A conflagration.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">that things gonna catch far."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">TAR - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A rubber wheel.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">in my pickup truck."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">FLARES: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">DAYUM: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dayum." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">IGNERT - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">BAHS - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A supervisor.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">your bahs is gonna far you!"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">CENT: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Plural of cent.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">BAWL: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">TIRE - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A tall monument.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">HOT - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A blood-pumping organ.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Pa dun had a hot attack." </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">HOD - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adverb. Not easy.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">RETARD - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Verb. To stop working.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">TARRED - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adverb. Exhausted.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I just flew in from Et-lanna, and boy my arms are tarred."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">SAAR: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">The opposite of sweet.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "These pickles Sure are saar." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">RATS - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. Entitled power or privilege.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">OVAIR: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">In that direction.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Where's yo paw, son?" "He's ovair, suh." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">LOT - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adjective. Luminescent.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">FARN - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adjective. Not local.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">DID - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">adjective. Not alive.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "He's did, Jim."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">EAR - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">BOB WAR - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">noun. A sharp, twisted cable.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">JU-HERE - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">a question.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">recently toured the University of Alabama?"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">MUCHABLIGE: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Thank you.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Muchablige for the lift, mister." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">IDINIT: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Mighty hot today, idinit?" </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">HAZE - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">a contraction.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">SEED - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Seen, past tense.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">VIEW - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Have You?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">HEAVY DEW - </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">phrase. A request for action.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">PHRAISIN: </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Very cold.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Usage:"Shut that door. 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<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">to "Peeved." </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">level was during the great fire of 1666. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">capability. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.." They also have two</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">their allies, just in case. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">"BAAAA!". New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">"Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">defensive position called "Bondi". </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">"She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18.6667px;">warranted the use of the final escalation level. </span><br />
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<span lang="DE-CH" style="color: black;">Yes<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>How many beers a day?</span><br />
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<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>Usually about 3<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>How much do you pay per beer?<br /><br /><b>Man:</b> </div>
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<span lang="DE-CH" style="color: black;">$5.00 which includes a tip<br /><br />(This is where it gets scary !)<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>And how long have you been drinking?<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>About 20 years, I suppose<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.</span></div>
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<span lang="DE-CH" style="color: black;">In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>Correct<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation,</span></div>
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<span lang="DE-CH" style="color: black;">the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>Correct<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>Do you drink beer?<br /><br /><b>Woman:</b>No<br /><br /><b>Man:</b>Where's your Ferrari then?</span></div>
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Heinzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16678072199338830524noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3015673854064227730.post-11374108282283601372016-03-04T02:15:00.000-08:002016-03-04T02:15:00.277-08:00Second Honeymoon<div style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;">
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